But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I dont care
whose fault it is; I dont care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head
— if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three
legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? LMFAO xDDD
“That was not kissing back, that was trying to get you off of me you IDIOT!” haha!! nice one.
“But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I dont care whose fault it is; I dont care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?” GO EDWARD!
I HIGHLY doubt that edward will hurt Jacob like that I thonk it will be the other way around. Plus werewolves are stronger than vampires ……..so GOOD LUCK EDWARD HE WILL KIK YOUR ASS(If they ever fought)
@ColorMeBlack100
BURN! xD
But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I dont care
whose fault it is; I dont care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head
— if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three
legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? LMFAO xDDD
go edward!!!!!!<3
the first time I read this, I was like, ‘oh god! edward is going to MURDER him!!!!!!!!’ ha! GO edward!!!
hahahaha. Good call by Edward. I love it when he breaks out of his perfect composure.
this is funny
ok then
hmm no thanks dont feel like it
that you should relax about it….
And your point being?
Haha it’s just a book!
Still no reason to call him that.
what page is thiis??
wasn’t she just irritated with Jacob?
“That was not kissing back, that was trying to get you off of me you IDIOT!” haha!! nice one.
“But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I dont care whose fault it is; I dont care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?” GO EDWARD!
Bella is stupid she calls Jacob a dog but dosnt mind that Edwards a freaking corpse shes stupid.Jacobs better then edward by far.
I HIGHLY doubt that edward will hurt Jacob like that I thonk it will be the other way around. Plus werewolves are stronger than vampires ……..so GOOD LUCK EDWARD HE WILL KIK YOUR ASS(If they ever fought)
yes i agree! Taylor is the perfect jacob
it skipped this part but…
he kissed me, i growled.
all i could hear on the other end was the engine accelerating.
haha edward in the book is the BEST!
but… jacob in the movie is the BEST by FAR!
edward: “she IS mine.” i love that part. such passion. lol. <3<3<3<3<3<3
bookmark 4:52
go edward bella get the crowbar!
“may the best MAN win.” “that’s about right pup.”
i wuz like “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Dis.”
May the best ” MAN” win! That sounds about right Pup!!! Goooo Edward!!!!
“Fall down Bella”
“NO Emmet , I punched a werewolf in the face
LOL” LOL ” LOL?????
yeah i know i realized that too
theres a part missing when bells called ed and explain the thing baout the kiss and ed gone crazy