This book covers the full theory and practice of alchemy and how to make the Philosophers’ Stone A Stone of truth and rarity, Given freely with sincerity, Few believe or understand, For evidence they do demand; So here it is, as you ask, Truth for you I do unmask; Nature’s simple, certain way, Gives life and Hope out of decay; For those who hear Nature’s call, Stand up strong and stand up tall; With little time left in this world, All the secrets will be unfurled; From this book the wise will see Life is not what it seemed to be; bookofaquarius.forgottenbooks.org

This book covers the full theory and practice of alchemy and how to make the Philosopher’s Stone A Stone of truth and rarity, Given freely with sincerity, Few believe or understand, For evidence they do demand; So here it is, as you ask, Truth for you I do unmask; Nature’s simple, certain way, Gives life and Hope out of decay; For those who hear Nature’s call, Stand up strong and stand up tall; With little time left in this world, All the secrets will be unfurled; From this book the wise will see Life is not what it seemed to be; bookofaquarius.forgottenbooks.org

Chapter Ten: Hallowe’en [Insert a Nimbus 2000! Cue the cute kid from the film. Oh dear, surely he can't be that excited? ] Disclaimer: I do not own any /of the audio, or images contained here. Okay, that’s not strictly true, since I made the disclaimer at the beginning, that bit is debatable, but what am I doing rambling in a legal document? Look, I’m just trying to spread a bit of JKR’s wonderful work here, okay, and I’m making no money out of this. I’m actually losing money because of bills. So don’t remove any of this, please! Okay, this is what I deem, the proper version. Stephen Fry (a British guy) reading the original, British book. I’m not insulting the Americans (really, I have family among you people), but I can just never find the British one online.

Chapter Six: Journey from Platform 9 3/4 [Insert the twins. It'll never be boring ] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the audio, or images contained here. Okay, that’s not strictly true, since I made the disclaimer at the beginning, that bit is debatable, but what am I doing rambling in a legal document? Look, I’m just trying to spread a bit of JKR’s wonderful work here, okay, and I’m making no money out of this. I’m actually losing money because of bills. So don’t remove any of this, please! Okay, this is what I deem, the proper version. Stephen Fry (a British guy) reading the original, British book. I’m not insulting the Americans (really, I have family among you people), but I can just never find the British one online.

Chapter Seven: The Sorting Hat [Insert yet more gawking bloody crowds...] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the audio, or images contained here. Okay, that’s not strictly true, since I made the disclaimer at the beginning, that bit is debatable, but what am I doing rambling in a legal document? Look, I’m just trying to spread a bit of JKR’s wonderful work here, okay, and I’m making no money out of this. I’m actually losing money because of bills. So don’t remove any of this, please! Okay, this is what I deem, the proper version. Stephen Fry (a British guy) reading the original, British book. I’m not insulting the Americans (really, I have family among you people), but I can just never find the British one online.

Doctor Who AudioBook The Stone rose Part 1/13 This audiobook is Written By Jacueline Raynor and Read By David Tennant.

Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived [Insert a cheering crowd of *bloody weirdos in cloaks*] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the audio, or images contained here. Okay, that’s not strictly true, since I made the disclaimer at the beginning, that bit is debatable, but what am I doing rambling in a legal document? Look, I’m just trying to spread a bit of JKR’s wonderful work here, okay, and I’m making no money out of this. I’m actually losing money because of bills. So don’t remove any of this, please! Okay, this is what I deem, the proper version. Stephen Fry (a British guy) reading the original, British book. I’m not insulting the Americans (really, I have family among you people), but I can just never find the British one online.

I DO NOT OWN THIS!! book by JK Rowling.read by some dude from listening library.

I DO NOT OWN THIS!! book by JK Rowling.read by some dude from listening library.

patented 1999 Listening Library, an imprint of the Ramdom House Audio Publishing Group Text copyright JK Rowling. An Aruther A. Levine Book, published by Scholastic Press, an imprint of Scholastic Inc. Executive Producer: Tim Ditlow Directed by Kathy Hale Original Cover Artwork by Mary GrandPre copyright Warner Bros. Harry Potter, names, characters and related indicia are copyright and trademark Warner Bros.. 2000